diff --git a/.emacs.d/init.el b/.emacs.d/init.el
index c4d65b0..70e51f7 100644
--- a/.emacs.d/init.el
+++ b/.emacs.d/init.el
@@ -273,11 +273,11 @@ One will be created if none exist."
   (interactive)
   (let ((quotes
          '("At its core is an interpreter for Emacs Lisp."
-           "\"only one segfault in the default install, in a heck of a long time!\""
+           "Only one segfault in the default install, in a heck of a long time!"
            "Merely an interface to your code."
            "M-x eglot"
-           "50 years and Dired is still the best file manager on the planet"
-           (concat "Welcome home, " user-login-name))))
+           "“We don't use the term ‘corelibs,’ and I am not sure what that would mean.”"
+           "50 years and Dired is still the best file manager on the planet")))
     (nth (random (length quotes)) quotes)))
 
 (setq dashboard-banner-logo-title "Welcome to GNU Emacs, one component of the GNU/Linux operating system."